The buds of this behemoth have long fluffy, pepper-shaped, dark forest-green nugs, with sparse amber hairs and a fine layer of translucent crystal trichomes. When broken apart, they release aromas of earth and mint that are blended with fresh pine. It tastes of herbs and earth with hints of mint and sweet citrus.
Novices beware, for this is not for the uninitiated or the faint of heart. It begins its devourment of normality pretty much immediately upon the first hit, sending your heart racing and your mind and body reeling. All your senses will be amplified as well as your vision becoming distorted, with colours swirling and sounds vividly coming at you with fangs out. Think Bambi crossed with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Or just a drooling Bambi with a gun. Unusually for an indica, the physical effects waste no time before taking hold, slamming your body into a state of sedation and couch-lock, not allowing for any kind of introspection before doing so. For some, this condition will give way to a restful sleep, although for others the experience can last for hours.
As a result of these effects and its monstrous THC level, Brand X is ideal for treating chronic pain, insomnia, depression, stress, lack of appetite and bipolar. This bud should be avoided at all costs for those who suffer from anxiety, PTSD and ADHD, as the psychedelic properties could exasperate these symptoms.
This plant will thrive both indoors and outdoors. Indoors, it will flower in about 8 to 9 weeks. Outdoors, expect it to flower during the last week of September.
For a fully-loaded, intense and sedative high, then reach for Brand X. This is strictly for advanced users only. You have been warned. Here be monsters. Happy hunting. And if it’s your first kill – blood yourself... and then enjoy a peaceful slumber.
